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09-22-2010, 10:20 AM
Maybe it's naughty for one old queen to paraphrase and misquote another (sorry about that, Marie Antoinette!) but that really should be the title for the latest scene from Michael Lucas's Audition series Volume 36, "Pounded," starring Spencer Reed and Jake Steel. How someone as foot savvy as Michael can produce a scene so totally devoid of foot interest simply baffles me.
Spencer Reed is a handsome hunk and Jake Steel is a beautiful young man, beautiful in a very masculine way, with a swimmer's build and Hollywood good looks. I will be the first to admit Jake has a truly lovely ass and his sphincter winks and blinks very professionally. The crowd over at Ass Buddies will be ecstatic as Jake vibrates on top of Spencer's cock like one of those battery commercials. But the footsie people will be grievously disappointed.
The camera zooms in on all the right cock and ass shots, giving us the necessary details of testicles, pee slits, dick texture, etc. But the foot shots, as few as they are, are completely occasional and accidental. Why? What made the director of such films as "Feet!" and "Feet Extreme" decide to omit, cut, ignore, everything below the ankles?
Porn is a very competitive business and film makers make films that they think will sell. Ass and cock sell. But the growing foot crowd is a substantial part of porn consumers and we will not be ignored. Perhaps it is time to form our own Footsie March on New York. We can force our way right into Lucas Entertainment headquarters and then we will bitchslap Michael and his staff until they finally realize that man cannot live on cock and ass alone! The footsie peasants cry out for toes and anklebones and heels!
The tea parties are over! Let the Toejam Revolution begin!
Spencer Reed is a handsome hunk and Jake Steel is a beautiful young man, beautiful in a very masculine way, with a swimmer's build and Hollywood good looks. I will be the first to admit Jake has a truly lovely ass and his sphincter winks and blinks very professionally. The crowd over at Ass Buddies will be ecstatic as Jake vibrates on top of Spencer's cock like one of those battery commercials. But the footsie people will be grievously disappointed.
The camera zooms in on all the right cock and ass shots, giving us the necessary details of testicles, pee slits, dick texture, etc. But the foot shots, as few as they are, are completely occasional and accidental. Why? What made the director of such films as "Feet!" and "Feet Extreme" decide to omit, cut, ignore, everything below the ankles?
Porn is a very competitive business and film makers make films that they think will sell. Ass and cock sell. But the growing foot crowd is a substantial part of porn consumers and we will not be ignored. Perhaps it is time to form our own Footsie March on New York. We can force our way right into Lucas Entertainment headquarters and then we will bitchslap Michael and his staff until they finally realize that man cannot live on cock and ass alone! The footsie peasants cry out for toes and anklebones and heels!
The tea parties are over! Let the Toejam Revolution begin!