patrolling the poop deck: is that any way to make a living?

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Just what do you do for a living? Are you a brain surgeon or a bartender? An actor or a factory worker? A lawyer or a nurse? I'm sure we gather in of every kind here at FootBuddies. And I'm sure most of us are happy with our careers and feel we have contributed to mankind. But do you ever wonder how you might have contributed in another field? Do you ever wonder what you might have given mankind if you had chosen to become a porn star? You do, don't you? What held you back?

I ask myself the same question and the answer comes back in the words of a song. "'I''d do anything for love. But I wouldn't do that!"' I think I could handle just about everything a porn star has to do in this demanding and competitive business. There are handsome and ugly men in this world, but I've never met a man so plain I simply couldn't kiss his lips. Some dicks are much more attractive than others. But I've never seen one so awful I simply couldn't chomp down on it, if that's what the director wanted. But flip the guy over and check out the backside. Now there's an amusement park with some rides I might not always want to ride on.

Yes, some asses are beautiful. But some are not. And if I had to walk to work every morning wondering if I might wind up having to stick my face up against one in the "'not"' category, I would not be a happy boy.

I was thinking about porn stars and job requirements while watching the latest casting couch video clip over at Kristen Bjorn's site. They have one now directed by the excellent Carlos Caballero with two handsome hunks, Juanjo Rodriguez and Fran, who radiate masculine beauty from every square inch of their bodies. And from every round inch too, if you catch my drift. They would be no problem, even with the most demanding director in the kinkiest scenario. From their noses to their nipples, from their belly buttons to their toe knuckles, these handsome bruisers have it all. And for FootBuddies, their feet are the stuff wet dreams are made of. The rimming scenes have one guy lying with his legs in the air, luscious bare soles exposed to the public, and the anal assault sequence will have your eyes crossing in their sockets while you try to look here, look there, look everywhere. Juanjo and Fran are a real slurpfest!

But alas, many porn stars do not inspire the same total surrender. We view the square inches and shout "Yes!" But those round inches..... And so we say goodby to thoughts of a career in porn. Who knows? We might have starred in the great American porn flic of the century! Sigh! But at least we have developed a real appreciation for the stars like Juanjo and Fran who did give it their all. I would have done almost everything they did. Almost!

[Freyr]

I work two jobs. I'm the asst. manager for the online dept. of a bookstore at a public university here in So. Calif. That job pays the rent and keeps me and my partner covered by insurance. My other job is teaching courses online, anthropology and humanities. I work for a university that's totally online, I've had students from all over the country and one out of this country, too. A fun and challenging experience.

[ftlaudft]

Freyr, you sound like you have a great life and you must be very happy with it. On top of it all, you have a partner to enjoy it with. I've had a good life too, with a successful professional career. But when I see some of the bright faces light up the porno screen, I can't help but wonder what I might have done if Michael Lucas or Kristen Bjorn had caught me in my hey day, when I was looking and performing at my best. I remember some of my nights of deepest sensual passion and wonder if I might have transferred some of that to the screen in a way that would have inspired people today, in much the same way as I'm inspired by performances of Juanjo and Fran, or some of the guys here at ToeGasms, like Bryce Corbin, Nolin and Zack Randall.

I suspect I might have said no to a porn opportunity simply because I may have quite a repertoire, but I could never use everything in my bag of tricks with everybody a director set me up with. I'm not frivolous, you know. Well, maybe a little flexible .... But as the guy in the song said, "'I'll do anything for love. But I won't do that!"' What won't you do on screen? C'mon! You can tell me. Your secret is safe here!

[BootsMcGraw]

...Do you ever wonder what you might have given mankind if you had chosen to become a porn star?...
Why am I not a fuck-and-suck porn star? Real simple: I lack adequate "equipment" to perform a satisfying role in a typical movie.

But that doesn't mean I haven't done porn, gents. My dear friend Jay Grafmiller allowed me to make my debut in a few of his videos: "Dogtags Gets Tickled Again!", parts 1 and 2. What started out as a tickling video got, shall we say, out-of-hand. (Actually... it got "in-hand"; but I digress.)

Jay's Clips4Sale site:
http://www.clips4sale.com/studio/4321

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Boots, I checked out the site you listed and you are really looking good! Who knew your feet especially are so photogenic? Of course, your photographer is one of the best on the planet so I guess you should be looking good!

I've always been fascinated by films, actors, the theater, and the world of porn. When you make a film or a video of porn, feet, or tickling, it seems to me you're giving something intimate and personal as a special contribution to people.

Porn films and video clips of feet and tickling can provide so much more than just brief thrills. They can be mirrors to making dreams a reality and can encourage and inspire in a world that is not always easy. True, not all of us are blessed with perfect equipment or performance abilities. But all of us become beautiful when we love someone and whoever it is we love becomes beautiful too. I'm not just a hopeless romantic. I'm an eternally hopeful romantic.

My problem is limits. I look at Juanjo and Fran in the Kristen Bjorn casting couch clip and I see sexual perfection. If I were in front of the cameras with those two and the director Carlos Caballero had a temporary insanity fit, he could order me to do the kinkiest chandelier stunts, including gross antics involving dildos, bananas and elephant trunks, and with Juanjo and Fran (or Bryce and Nolin) I could happily oblige. But with 9 out of 10 other men, beautiful men, hunky men, I would shrivel up like a tiny pecker in a glacier and say no.

So if you can give to your brothers in the form of a video clip or a film, that seems to me a real gift of self. I'm just sorry I haven't been able to share more. But I'll join the standing ovation for those who can and do.

[Freyr]

Freyr, I suspect I might have said no to a porn opportunity simply because I may have quite a repertoire, but I could never use everything in my bag of tricks with everybody a director set me up with. I'm not frivolous, you know. Well, maybe a little flexible .... But as the guy in the song said, "'I'll do anything for love. But I won't do that!"' What won't you do on screen? C'mon! You can tell me. Your secret is safe here!

If someone wanted me to do foot porn, I'd be tempted to do it. Like Boots said, I think I lack adequate equipment, not necessarily feet, but the rest of my body. Maybe in a Bear porn video, again, if someone asked me, I'd be tempted. Hell, I'd be flattered and probably would. If I could, I'd prefer to keep some of my clothes on, tho. Depends on how much they pay me for this.

I have been a sexual expert, on a particular, non-mainstream fetish/fantasy that was studied by SexTV a while back. I didn't do anything on camera, but rather talked about said fetish/fantasy and showed the 'gay' side of it. They even showed the website I host for it. I've had my 15 minutes of fame.

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SexTV? Fetish/fantasy? Freyr, that sounds really cool! Can you give us some details?

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Downloading happiness! Computer images of barefoot bliss! Is it really possible to capture that kind of joy on your screen? I've just been looking at pics and video clips of Cain and Blinx, of Bryce and of Nolin, and I think it is.

The pics just posted by ToeGasms of Cain and Blinx prompted me to check out a video Cain and Blinx did a few years back, and once again I was smitten by the beauty of bare soles. I've always been impressed by Cain's handsome features and Blinx is not exactly antelope droppings. But the photography and close-ups of the bare soles, especially in the video clip, are unusually breathtaking. The coloring of the soles has an orange-ish glow that gives an erotic aura of intense sensuality to the bare feet

Since the subject of this thread concerns itself with the duties and requirements of a porn star, I ask myself once again about limits. These three gentlemen, Cain, Bryce and Nolin, have produced quality erotic works - and they have done just about everything love can make you do. But they didn't do that! I mean, there is a lot of oral action in Cain's other videos; Bryce toefucks one guy and plows into the tight ass of another, oh, yes, he does; and Nolin beats off like a buffalo in heat. But they don't rim! And without rimming, they have given us Academy Award foot porn.

Ah, but if the director of the film or clip was Kristen Bjorn or Michael Lucas or Chi Chi LaRue, you know that sooner or later there would be a demand for you to stick your tongue into the boyfriend's behind. Could you? Would you?

Picture this! We are remaking "'Gone with the Wind"' for a FootBuddy audience and you are the protagonist starring with the Schmutzie Footsie Dream Team of Cain, Bryce and Nolin. You have done every sex act imaginable with all three or them - except one thing. Now, the director has the three of them kneeling in front of you with their quivering rosebuds exposed. Could you? Would you?

Well, I suppose I would. But I would insist on a few simple technicalities. I would make them swear, under oath, in the presence of a notary public, that they have taken at least one bath during the past month. And of course if all the director wanted was for me to give them oral action, there would be no requirements at all. I would suggest, however, that the door be locked since my intense enthusiasm in giving head has been known to frighten people and they might try to escape. Once they settle down and realize how I am rocking their world, it's another story.

And what do I expect in return? Nothing! Of course, a pair of old sox would be nice! Is that asking so much?

Yes, Virgina! Happiness can be downloaded!

[BootsMcGraw]

...Now, the director has the three of them kneeling in front of you with their quivering rosebuds exposed. Could you? Would you?
Ahem. [puts on Cat-in-Hat-style top-hat]

I could not, would not, in a boat.
I could not, would not, with a goat.

I could not, would not, at a bar.
I could not, would not, near or far.

I could not, would not, on a dam.
I could not, would not, Sam-I-Am.

I could not, would not, I did say.
Why not, why not?....Hepatitis, type A.

[ftlaudft]

The doctor says...

You can sniff it. You can whiff it.
You can stroke it. You can poke it.
You can beat it. Just don't eat it.
You can prick it. Just don't lick it.

That's what the doctor says, dude!
You can prick it! Just don't lick it!

I guess what it boils down to is this: sex is great, but it's more fun if you're alive to do it!
It's best to have a healthy sex life plus a rich fantasy life. See you in my dreams! But don't look for me on the big screen!

[Freyr]

Look on the SexTV website and search for the show, "Romancing the Robot" There used to be a quick video clip there and I do the voice over for the first few seconds of it. If you see the whole show, I'm given my 10 mins. in the middle.

If you REALLY need to know more, go to my website for it: www.studsinstone.com


SexTV? Fetish/fantasy? Freyr, that sounds really cool! Can you give us some details?

[ftlaudft]

Thanks for the infor, Freyr! I'll be checking it out as soon as I get a free moment. Right now I have to sew new sequins on my jockstrap. The gang at La Taberna Loca will be celebrating the Argentine victory and they've asked me to do my tango routine. The boys are always so appreciative and then they send me chocolates (which Í can't eat), cigarettes (and I don't even smoke), condoms (well, why not!) and other tokens of gratitude. Party! Party! Party!