Limericks!

[wncMTNfoot]

Thought it would be a fun post if you would like to share your naughty limericks on this thread!

Here's mine...


There was a young man named Trent
whose dick was so long it was bent.
He never had trouble to put it in double,
but, rather than cumming he went!

~~C==8
8==D~~

[ftlaudft]

My favorite.

A knight's wife snuck out of the garrison
and had an affair with a Saracen.
She was not over-sexed,
nor angry nor vexed.
She just wanted to make a comparison.

Here's another.

There once was a fairy called Boom
who took a guy up to his room
They argued all night
over who had the right
to do what and how and to whom!

[dafeet69]

There once was a man from Madras
who had balls out of brass
when they clanged together,
they played "stormy weather"
and lightening shot out of his ass!

[jtickler]

There was a drag queen named Louise
Whose pussy hair hung to her knees.
Well, her crabs got together
And knitted a sweater,
So in winter her pussy don't freeze.

[dafeet69]

There once was young from Brewster
who said to his wife as he goosed her
You sure feel fine But you're not wiping
as well as you usta.