The longer the nose, the longer the hose?

[Head2Foot]

Can you dislike someone yet still find him to be a sexual turn-on?

I don't like Gov. Mark Sanford, what he stands for politically, or his recent actions. Yet I'm finding that with all this media coverage of his personal meltdown, he is physically attractive. I think it's his long nose that's turning me on. I can't look at his face without seeing this long penis in the middle of it!

I don't know if there are any facts to back up the theory that "the longer the nose, the longer the hose." But there is something about seeing a man with a big nose that leads one to think penis! I'm sure that must have been the reasoning of the casting director of the Levitra commercial that I noticed tonight (right after a news story on Mark Sanford). The man in the Levitra commercial (competitor of Viagra) was very sexy looking and he had an absolutely huge nose!

I think those advertising folks know exactly what they're doing!

[ftlaudft]

Head2Foot, everyone knows that the main function of the nose is to produce boogers. I am thrilled to discover this new use of the nose. I guess when we say "'It's as plain as the nose on your face!" we are actually saying, "'My! What a lovely penis you have!"

They say that Buenos Aires is lovely this time of year. I wonder if Sanford's girlfriend has a brother - a brother with a long nose, that is. Those Argentines are so frivolous, you know. That's why nobody weeps for them!

[Head2Foot]

Ftlaudft, in your vast experience with genitalia, have you noticed any size correlation between a man's nose and his penis? Or do you subscribe to the thumb being the indicator of what's in his pants?

I have heard that the nose and the thumb have a relationship; supposedly a man's thumb and his nose are the same length . . . and that length doubled equals the length of his penis!

Of course, given the proclivities of the men on this site, many of us might prefer the "big feet, big meat" theory.

Does anyone have any other method they use to predict genital size or appearance?

[ftlaudft]

I don't measure 'em.
I just pleasure 'em!

[BootsMcGraw]

...Does anyone have any other method they use to predict genital size or appearance?
Predicting penis size based on some other physical characteristic is about as effective as predicting penis size based on what you had for lunch.

There are no correlations between a big (or small) dick and anything. Genetics has dealt you either a good hand, or a bad one. You've got to play with what you're dealt (but just not in public, please).

If it were true that my penis was double the length of my thumb, I'd be in hog heaven. But my pecker is barely longer than a finger, and nowhere near as stiff. (It sucks to be middle-aged.)

[Head2Foot]

Laudie doesn't consider size (sure!) and Boots doesn't give credence to the unfactual (okay), but I'm sure these so-called predictors enter many gay men's minds when they see large extremities: big feet, long fingers, a prominent nose, and such.

Something I usually notice are thumbs -- not, however, as a predictor of size but as an indicator of the penis proportion, shape, and aesthetic appeal -- and most often it's a good indicator of these subjective values.

[alexandre]

"Boots" your one sexy, handsome, hot guy. Your cock could be the size of an Ant, and it would still look deliciously hot, hanging from your gorgeous hot body.

That picture of you sitting with you bare feet up, damn! Like your hot face, there manly & sexy!! I envy the guy who sucks & licks those babies.

I never was, nor will be a "size queen". I happen to find short dicks to be very sexy on a guy. More so than those long one's.

"Boots", middle age is "GREAT"!! You know has well as me, that we're hot in bed. For we have all of that experience under our belts. I'll take you "ANY DAY" over some twink in the sack.

Doing a guy, such as youself, from head to toe would be pure heavenly pleasure. YUM!!

[ftlaudft]

Ancient Wisdom for Penis Pushers and Foot Lovers (translated from the original Náhuatl)

When pondering meat,
forget inches. Think feet!