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11-16-2011, 11:15 AM
They say that beggars can't be choosers. As a passionate foot freak, I understand I may not get to witness scenes of my heart's desiring in every mainstream movie or even the porn flics. But we should get more than crumbs from the table. As a proud member of FRA (the Footfag Revolutionary Army) I think we have the right to expand our horizons by seizing and optimizing the positive foot scenes we do come across.

The two porn clips I watched this morning made me think of the choices and directions we have open to us. The first clip was from Jake Cruise's CocksureMen site and featured two extremely handsome hunks in an intense coupling. What caught my eye was the footrub. When Bryce Star helps his buddy Emanuel Brazzo out of his pants and shoes and socks, he lingers a moment and pauses to rub Emanuel's feet. He rubs them thoughtfully, sensually, voluptuously. It was a magic moment.

Now, I realize a dribble of precum from a pecker is not an orgasm. A footrub is not a halleluja! I've died and gone to heaven fullscale shrimping orgy. But as we say in the barrio, algo es algo. Something is something. It should be appreciated and Jake should be informed that yes, dude, we liked that and we'd like to see more of it. Jake is more than foot friendly and willl understand. But we have to let him know.

The second clip I saw was a clip posted on the LucasEntertainment site and was from a 2006 TitanMen production titled "'Turned On: Manplay 23."' Three manly dudes frolicked together, doing many of the things horny guys do when their hormones explode. But the feet shots were almost all accidental and incidental. The handsome Joey Caruso finally had his bare feet planted against his top's chest and were visible. Why? Because there was no place else to put them, so we finally got to see them.

What a shame! Now, I can choose just to groan and moan about the lack of foot visuals in the clip, or I can let them know what I personally felt was missing. Titan has some of the world's best photographers and everything they do is top drawer. So instead of keeping my frustration to myself, maybe I should tell what I, as a great admirer of their professional artistry, would like to see. Yes, I'm a minority. The globe is full of minorities. Everyone is in some way a minority. And minorities buy things. Professionals listen.

The Footfag Revolutionary Army is marching on! Are you ready to speak out for the cause? Are you willing to put your mouth where the feet are? Have you shrimped a neightbor today? The numbers of our revolutionary army are reckoned digitally. That means we value both fingers and toes. Our victories are more than territorial. They are horizontal, both on the battlefield and in the bedroom. Our battlecries are not the whoops and hollers of ordinary combat. They are the slurps and burps of footlove ecstasy. We are a beautiful minority and we should make a happy noise.