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ftlaudft
09-15-2011, 09:56 AM
The two-part DVD set "'Sex City"' is the work of Sarava and Bel Ami, so you can be sure the boys will be beautiful and the sex will be close-up and thrilling. "Sex City" is a success and guarantees once again that Kristen Bjorn remains the grand master of male porn in our lifetimes. The pecker people will rejoice. The penis-to-mouth activites are framed at varying and exciting angles and degrees. The ass people as well will be jubilant. More about that later. And the footsie folk? Well, not so much. Yes, the feet are there and usually bare. But there is no special attention to feet or footplay.

The assplay is most imaginative. There are scenes which feature choo-choo-train sex and also scenes illustrating the double-dong wreck-a-rectum phenomenon. In choo-choo-train sex, A plows into B while B plows into C. B is thus both top and bottom at the same time. It's a special talent. The double-dong wreck-a-rectum deal has both A and C inserting their penises (Latin penes) both at the same time into B's bottom. It's awe-inspiring to watch and will have you gasping for breath.

The anal choreography is very innovative. But is it erotic? Is it stimulating? I mean, when an elephant stands on one foot and plays a tuba, that's impressive. But it isn't sexy. Well, maybe to another elephant.. Similarly, watching a guy take two dicks at the same time into his warped sphincter is awe-inspiring. But it doen't make me cum any faster. As a matter of fact, for me it really slows things down.

To each his own and I don't want in any way to diminish my praise of Kristen as a great male film artist. But I do worry about those guys with their stretched out anuses (Latin ani). With their little sphincters all wobbled out of shape, I'll bet those poor boys have to change their underwear every time they fart!

Maybe next time Kristen will give us a little less ass magic and a little more footwork. (sigh)

ftlaudft
09-16-2011, 08:32 AM
I just noticed it's "'Sex City,"' not "'Sin City."' Mea culpa! (Latin for Oops!) I guess it's true that wanking does weaken the eyesight.