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achillesheelart
07-31-2011, 01:20 AM
I thought both Scooter and Huck would appreciate this one that I found on Flickr.

:)

Motown900
07-31-2011, 11:58 AM
this is probably the only time I'll ever say this, but damn, I sure wish I was that cow!

BootsMcGraw
07-31-2011, 01:11 PM
I thought both Scooter and Huck would appreciate this one that I found on Flickr.
Sweet jeezus, Achilles. You just made my whole weekend.

Who is this? I'll marry him, so he won't need cows, any more.

ftlaudft
07-31-2011, 05:20 PM
You really fell for the old cow-costume trick? Some of our FootBuddies will stop at nothing to achieve their fantasies!

BootsMcGraw
07-31-2011, 11:39 PM
You really fell for the old cow-costume trick?...
[rushes to Wal-Mart to buy a cow costume]

It's for Halloween. Yeah. Really. Honest injun.

Feet~First
07-31-2011, 11:45 PM
That's 'udderly' ridiculous! In the best possible way, of course. '-)

wncMTNfoot
08-03-2011, 12:27 AM
Nice salt lick

Franz
08-03-2011, 12:48 AM
Don't any of you guys actually raise beef cattle or dairy cattle? Apparently not. Well, let me tell you something. The tongue of a mature cow is very rough and if a cow licks a man's foot sole, within two or three 'swipes' of that tongue across a man's bare foot the skin of his foot would begin to literally be ripped from his foot. Cow's tongues may be thought of as remarkably similar to very coarse sandpaper and would have an effect on soft human foot skin like very coarse sandpaper being vigorously rubbed on the sole of a foot. Ouch!!!!

BootsMcGraw
08-03-2011, 12:59 AM
...The tongue of a mature cow is very rough and if a cow licks a man's foot sole...the skin of his foot would begin to literally be ripped from his foot....
You're using hyperbole to make a point. But just the same, this is the main reason Achilles needs to point me in the direction of this man, so I can offer my own tongue, and spare him the agony of... de-feet. I lick much better than two thousand pounds of hamburger on the hoof.

Franz
08-03-2011, 08:50 AM
Well, Boots, only a bit hyperbolic. And there can be no doubt whatever that your own soft insistent tongue would be much, much, much more enjoyable and pleasureable to that big-footed cowboy and his sexy soft soles than the tongue of a cow would! We who are familiar with you are well aware that the inestimable Boots McGraw is all about giving infinite erotic and sexual pleasure to a man by endlessly tickling and worshipping his hot sexy feet and all the rest of his sensual manly body. So, go get 'em, Boots!

TheWolf9
08-03-2011, 02:47 PM
Don't any of you guys actually raise beef cattle or dairy cattle? Apparently not. Well, let me tell you something. The tongue of a mature cow is very rough and if a cow licks a man's foot sole, within two or three 'swipes' of that tongue across a man's bare foot the skin of his foot would begin to literally be ripped from his foot. Cow's tongues may be thought of as remarkably similar to very coarse sandpaper and would have an effect on soft human foot skin like very coarse sandpaper being vigorously rubbed on the sole of a foot. Ouch!!!!

Sounds like the ancient Roman torture method "goat lick"

They would take a prisoner and soak his feet in salt water for awhile. Then they would place the prisoner in stocks and have a goat lick his feet. At first, it would be very ticklish, but goats have rough tongues and eventually it would start licking away the skin and even flesh from the feet.